#3 - The guy who…wait…wait is that a SHARK?!
New article from me and Kevin, click through for a…surprise.
Fun story about this article.
Step 1: Click. Read it. I’m not moving on until you do it.
Did you read it?
…I don’t believe you, but if you insist…
Step 2: Just kidding, there’s only one step. Anyway.
I read this yesterday, and I was all like “oh, cool, a Kevin+Caldwell article, those are fun!” Then I saw the bodysurfer and was like “hm, that guy looks familiar, but don’t all cartoon guys?” And then by the third one or so everything connected and I realized what was going on and I couldn’t stop laughing. Mostly because I was proud of myself for predicting the bear.
But anyway, I went to the beach today, and the water wasn’t perfectly crystal clear, so my mind logically jumped to sharks. AKA the S-word. (Not that one…)
Somehow the thought of sharks triggered a memory of this, and I immediately scoured the beach for an OverDresser. Unfortunately there were more older men in Speedos than people wearing actual clothes, so I settled on a fully-clothed lady wearing a hat and sunglasses. Fortunately she wasn’t very bear-like at all.
There also happened to be some waves today. At the beach. Go figure. As we were floating in the water and particularly big waves came by, I’d sometimes find myself being carried a little into the shore. If I go into more detail, I’ll sound crazy because this is the internet and only the people there would get it, but I couldn’t bodysurf because, who knows, that would probably just add to our already existing shark summoning. Also because I would probably get slammed into the sand at that beach.
Well, I sounded crazy anyway.
But the beach was fun, and I learned my weekly summer lesson about sunscreen and sunburns.
(Source: College Humor)