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The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

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Posted: 4 days ago - With: 14,695 notes - Reblog
# everything about this # ...also I had a college group like this



Life gave this dog lemons and this dog was like “HAHAHA TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME!”


Fuck, here’s some inspiration.

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Posted: 4 days ago - With: 7,956 notes - Reblog

I thought I’d be able to finish this story before we went out shopping today, but ohhhh was I wrong.

Fast forward to 1 am and my brain is fried, I’m upset because it was all so obvious, and my heart’s been broken 10 different ways.

Posted: 5 days ago - With: 2 notes - Reblog
# I feel like I should be 16 when I talk about this game # video games shouldn't get me so emotionally invested # like seriously. # seriously. # playing(?) phoenix wright # I need a job


*googles what drinks to order at a bar before going out so i don’t look like an amateur* 

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Posted: 1 week ago - With: 953 notes - Reblog


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packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

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I am entirely too pleased with my sense of Internet justice.

Posted: 2 weeks ago - With: 1 note - Reblog
# setting people straight and making them delete accounts since 2014 # i'd worry more about being 'that person' # but i was right # and rather polite if you ask me # my marshall eriksen is showing

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Posted: 2 weeks ago - With: 279,997 notes - Reblog


That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.


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