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# who says 'oh look it's midnight on sunday - time to crank up mah jam'

Where did all these people come from? It’s not even August yet. Go home, come back when school starts.

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# who has backyard parties on sunday night # it's like midnight and too hot to close the windows # grumblegrumble college kids

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

(via oreo-feels)

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(Source: buckyxbarnes, via alphas-anchor)

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# me acting

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

(Source: onlypooh, via talkingtearose)

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# winnie the pooh

There’s a new listing for a job I applied to a month ago. Ouch.

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# sorry for meeting your requirements and not being good enough for you # ... # mannn # it's not even like a more qualified applicant got the job # oh well it's kind of far from where I live anyway

I accidentally spent 45 minutes figuring out what I’m going to do to entertain the kids tomorrow…

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# help # actual adventures in babysitting # flyin solo # day 1

I’ve decided that I’m willing to forego my ‘enjoys (musical) theater’ requirement on my list of things I want in a significant other in exchange for ‘likes puns’

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# both is better # call me # we can make terrible puns together every day

I had both the best and worst dreams last night. And it’s both the best and worst feeling to realize it’s just a dream.

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# sleeping # it's weird

I had the most amazing musical sing-along dance party tonight. So good. You should’ve been there. Everyone.

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# 85% by myself # but hey # peace y'all # musicals and stuff